OMG!!!!

Hey, sorry about the unannounced absence but balancing returning to work full time, the baby, and the plague he brought me home from preschool was a bit much. Besides - what are you gonna do - fire me? Its not like this is my paid gig.

Anyway on to important stuff! My baby has his first little girl friend!!!! Her name is Lydia and she has light brown hair and huge blue eyes. I've been replaced - ALREADY! Before any of you tell me I am over reacting - let me tell you - she bats those eyes at him and HE SHARES HIS FOOD WITH HER!!

Little man DOES. NOT. SHARE. FOOD. with any one but Mama. EVER.

I suppose I should be grateful he cannot say her name yet. I have only recently (and only occasionally) gotten him to call me Mama. Usually he just points at me and shrieks - kind of the toddler equivalent of grunting "Hey wench get me a beer." Only in his case it is food or a diaper change he is looking for.

she says his name however. As soon as we hit the door at preschool she is calling for him and off he goes. Sigh.